pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(via snickedy)


pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(via snickedy)


earthnation:

that thin ass chocolate bowl would never be able to withstand the pressure of my spoon trying to slice ice cream

(via snickedy)


sassytaco:

spank-that-cass:

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

Should I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?

(via im-10)


dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

(via snickedy)


6guts:

p.s. note Jack running in the background

6guts:

p.s. note Jack running in the background

(via sarcasm-is-my-weapon)


toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

image

but really

image

And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

(via sarcasm-is-my-weapon)


lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

(via sarcasm-is-my-weapon)


takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

image

I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

(via snickedy)


straighthowell:

honeybeeisme:

23 years old and still likes peppa pig

he’s 22 not 23

straighthowell:

honeybeeisme:

23 years old and still likes peppa pig

he’s 22 not 23

(via lingeriehowell)



CAN WE GET HARRY STYLES TO TWEET ZOE FOR HER BDAY? I KNOW SHE MET HIM ALREADY BUT IDK IT’D BE CUTE

Please omfg


iammoonmoonthewolf:

disputedjustice:

So… You know the whole dragons kidnap virgin princesses and all that?

What if they “kidnapped” them to protect them from men?
What if they taught them how to be dragons and how to fight back against knights who only saw them as prizes?

What if dragons aren’t born? Buy rather they’re taught.

All dragons are princesses who learned this and became so much more.

you need to write a novel

(via mickeynov123)


medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

(via brazenbutterflyfragilewings)


cutieking:

muffins-are-ok-i-guess:

pengwhat:

procrastinatorsprovince:

So, erm.. This happened..

Esteban? more like EsteDAMN

I bet his name isn’t the only thing long about him

reblogging for the comment

(via laurenhoppo)