horo:

PLEASE LOOK AT THESE TWO LARGE PLASTIC OWLS THAT I FOUND IN THE FOREST AROUND MY HOUSE THEY WERE HALF BURIED IN DIRT AND SO MANY SPIDER WEBS BUT HERE THEY ARE?? WHAT WERE THEY DOING THERE??? I DON’T KNOW BUT I LOVE THEM their names are Mawld and Clawd

horo:

PLEASE LOOK AT THESE TWO LARGE PLASTIC OWLS THAT I FOUND IN THE FOREST AROUND MY HOUSE THEY WERE HALF BURIED IN DIRT AND SO MANY SPIDER WEBS BUT HERE THEY ARE?? WHAT WERE THEY DOING THERE??? I DON’T KNOW BUT I LOVE THEM their names are Mawld and Clawd


Deepest thing that has ever been televised by Cartoon Network

(via ummazingphil)


tum-blurr:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

(via amazinghowell)


passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

(via will-fuckin-graham)


sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(via unretrieved)


sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

(via humannsadness)


homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

(via snickedy)


thegirlwithcaramelskin:

shaman-music:

abnormal-fallen-angel:

hiddleshabanera:

dragoniza:

”- Why don’t you smile? 

-Because I have an ugly smile.

-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

YOU FORGOT ONE 

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reblogging for that ^^

LMAO, u gotta use animated smiles because in real life people actually do have unattractive smiles

As I was scrolling I thought this was gonna be a post about the lack of lips…

(via snickedy)


amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via heckxrad)


koalugh:

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

 

(via suicideideation)


can-people-go-away:

andrewquo:

human:

wait for it… nearly there 

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I want to rip my eyes out

Why does this frustrate me so much? ?

(via suicideideation)


arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via suicideideation)


thebassoonerthebetter:

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

ITS BACK

(via suicideideation)


jamiemcvey:

Selfie feat. my dog, my fucked up pantyhose (or tights?) and my unhealthy collection of bags hung on the door

You’re pretty

jamiemcvey:

Selfie feat. my dog, my fucked up pantyhose (or tights?) and my unhealthy collection of bags hung on the door

You’re pretty


little things that help ease symptoms of depression:

  • turn the lights on and open a window
  • eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
  • find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
  • take a long, relaxing bath
  • do yourself up in full make up and hair
  • be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
  • watch something funny on netflix
  • wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
  • immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
  • lose yourself in a really good book or movie

(via castleonacl0ud)