iabty:

yo dylan u were always my favorite even when i was in 3rd grade and everyone said u were fat i stood by u

iabty:

yo dylan u were always my favorite even when i was in 3rd grade and everyone said u were fat i stood by u

(via nyamutpeterpal)


fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

(via razorsharpvaginas)


waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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Beautiful.

(via phobias)


bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via phobias)


nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via phobias)


heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

(via phobias)



if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(via snickedy)


(via phobias)


sniffing:

its 2014 and im still not over the fact that blue in blues clues was a girl

(via musicstartsit)


alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

(via toehairs)


myartblogbitch:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS POST BY AUGUST 20TH WILL GET A PIECE OF ART IN THERE INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG

(via frnkx)


suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

(via gengar-snaps)


glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

(via gengar-snaps)


supermassiveasshole:

what a fucking loser

supermassiveasshole:

what a fucking loser

(via gengar-snaps)